ofvarieddelights:

Some examples:

• You look like the whore of Babylon—and I mean that in a good way.
• Baby, you’re like a burning bush. I feel like Moses, all I want is a glimpse of the Promised Land.
• Baby, the rapture’s coming soon-let’s hold each other tight before the non-Christians wage war and kill us all.
• Hey, babe, if you were the mission, then I’d be a missionary.
• You must be related to Balaam, cause your ass is speaking to me.
• Is this baptistry water cold or are you just happy to see me?
• Didn’t we meet at Bob Jones University? Because I would love to BJU.

[via: bht]