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Mar 16th

Feb 19th

But I am le tired... →

(via bullshit)

Feb 13th

“Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be...”

– St. Augustine, Bishop of Hippo between 396 and 430AD. Women give me hideous erections too. It’s fantastic. (via alextremist)

Feb 13th

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Feb 12th

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Hardcore Baptist Pick-up Lines | Wittenburg Door →

ofvarieddelights: Some examples: You look like the whore of Babylon—and I mean that in a good way. Baby, you’re like a burning bush. I feel like Moses, all I want is a glimpse of the Promised Land. Baby, the rapture’s coming soon-let’s hold each other tight before the non-Christians wage war and kill us all. Hey, babe, if you were the mission, then I’d be a missionary. You must be related to...

Feb 12th

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alextremist: How to Use the Shower via videojug. In 2150 AD some kid is going to ask his Internet History teacher WTF Miss?

Feb 11th

KenBrashear.com - Ken's Virtual Drumkit →

esquareda:Awesomely cool virtual drum kit… with key hints! Great addition to a few guitars playing nearby.

Feb 11th

Feb 3rd

Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

PicLens :: Firefox Add-on →

PicLens instantly transforms your browser into a full-screen 3D experience for viewing images across the web. Our new interactive “3D Wall” lets you effortlessly drag, click, and zoom your way around a wall of pictures for an extraordinary viewing experience.

Feb 2nd

Jan 30th

Crazy Goodness →

Jan 24th

Slap Corey →

Corey is a metro queer, I hope he goes to jail and gets raped up the ass.

Jan 19th

Jan 15th

Hates and Likes

Hates: - The 4567 Brotherhood - Stumers Pirates - Dumb Girls - Drugs and Cigarettes - Sluts - Most of Sunshine Coast people - Religion - Homies - PS3, Wii’s, Gamecubes Likes: - Guitar Hero 3 - Writing off shit people - Music with meaningful lyrics - Alextremist.com - Coca Cola - The Mighty Boosh & Family Guy - The Crime and Investigation channel - Nintendo 64’s

Jan 7th

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‘Moments before Cup Chicks’ (what’s better — CollegeHumor Originals or anything on TV?). — alextremist

Jan 7th

New Years Resolution

To finish Through Fire and Flames by Dragon Force on Expert on Guitar Hero 3. It’s going to be a challenge, but I’ll get it.

Jan 2nd

“I used to compete in a lot of sports, until i found out you could buy trophies,...”

– Demetri Martin

Dec 29th

Dec 24th

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Good Prank, Stopping traffic with an Underground tunnel

Dec 18th

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Olympic Crowd Surfing

Dec 17th

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Nut Tappers!

Dec 17th

Teacher Calls Police After Guns&Roses Threat →

She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die. Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system. Police say one of them sang “Welcome to the Jungle” into the microphone....

Dec 15th

from chat logs on from Alex's old laptop, dated...

Alex: How's St. Theresa's
Axel: Alright, but religion is an actual subject.
Alex: But you're 'Catholic', haha.
Axel: I told them I'm fascist. 
Axel: Don't know what that means, but still.

Dec 15th

Dec 7th

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Man Charged After Santa Gets Pie in Face →

A college student accused of shoving a pumpkin pie into the face of a shopping-mall Santa Claus has been charged with misdemeanor assault. Clint Westwood, 22, said he “lightly smooshed” the pie into the man’s face Friday and shouted, “What do you think of that, Santa?”

Dec 6th

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Bless You. — jakeandamir

Dec 6th

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Coca-Cola, Deaf & Blind Commercial

Dec 6th