March 17, 2008
February 20, 2008
This is a teaser for a snowboarding video called “Picture This”. It has such amazing cinematography and quality! If you want even better quality visit here.1 year ago • 1 note
February 14, 2008
Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.
St. Augustine, Bishop of Hippo between 396 and 430AD.
Women give me hideous erections too. It’s fantastic. (via alextremist) 1 year ago • 4 notes
Women give me hideous erections too. It’s fantastic. (via alextremist) 1 year ago • 4 notes
February 13, 2008
Hardcore Baptist Pick-up Lines | Wittenburg Door
1 year ago • 1 noteSome examples:
[via: bht]
- You look like the whore of Babylon—and I mean that in a good way.
- Baby, you’re like a burning bush. I feel like Moses, all I want is a glimpse of the Promised Land.
- Baby, the rapture’s coming soon-let’s hold each other tight before the non-Christians wage war and kill us all.
- Hey, babe, if you were the mission, then I’d be a missionary.
- You must be related to Balaam, cause your ass is speaking to me.
- Is this baptistry water cold or are you just happy to see me?
- Didn’t we meet at Bob Jones University? Because I would love to BJU.
February 12, 2008
1 year ago • 2 notesHow to Use the Shower via videojug.
In 2150 AD some kid is going to ask his Internet History teacher WTF Miss?



